For part two of my accidental mission to find cultural significance in tacky events I went to the Program Board’s Crayon Melting event.
What? You haven’t heard of the wild craze of crayon melting? Crayon Melting has exploded all across the nation, especially in that town where that Crayola factory exploded. I guess I’ll have to explain the process for the uncultured plebes.
The process is quite simple, you just melt crayons over colored paper. The crayons are glued to the top or side of the paper and then melted so they drip down and make uh… melted crayon streams. The crayons can be peeled, but it’s not necessary. I left some paper on the end so the crayons wouldn’t melt off the glue. The crayons and paper are held up on a covered easel and melted with a blow dryer. The process is pretty quick and the crayons began to drip after a few seconds, which is good. I didn’t want to feel like a jackass holding a blow dryer and not melting something.
I checked it out because every few years some craft project will suddenly take off and people will be doing it all over the place until it burns out. Pottery painting, beading, hemp jewelry, steampunk, cupcakes, all just emerge from nowhere and take off with the crafty people. I don’t really see crayon melting becoming that big though.
Why? Because it not only involves hot wax but hot glue guns as well. Even among adults I saw people burning themselves on the hot glue guns they used to stick the crayons onto the paper. I could see kids enjoying crayon melting, but there are just too many safety issues. Glue guns are notoriously hard to control and since they stick to skin, second and third degree burns are possible. Now you could skip that step and just have a bunch of crayons pre-glued, but that’s not as fun since you can’t pick your colors.
A few people got creative, but from what I saw there were a lot of splattered rainbows. One person drew a face then put crayon tips on the eyes, spraying the crayons outwards. I noticed there was a strange lack of cool colors (blues, greens, darker colors) so I made an Autumn based melt with oranges and light reds (strangely not as popular). It’s a working title but I am hovering between “The Fall of Fall” and “Victoria’s Club Foot”.
If there was a kit or if the process was more streamlined then it would be a fun activity to do with friends. Since there are limited easels and blow dryers though, people have to wait turns, and it’s not as fun to watch crayons melt, as it is to melt them. Also, I take my melted crayon art VERY SERIOUSLY; I’d rather not have an audience. Not to mention you kind of need to concentrate when flinging hot wax everywhere.
It’s a very personal experience, and the more serious people will try to make a piece that doesn’t look like a bunch of wax. There was something of a silent mission: to take children’s material and turn it into a respectable piece of art. I don’t really see anyone paying a lot of money for these things, but it would be interesting to see different ways of applying the wax, other than with blow dryers and hot wax. Fun for Kids!